July

 

 

 

 

1

 In the room where the Pope received guests there were stuffed animals hanging from the ceiling from wires with pencils through their heads.

 

2

I am in trouble.

 

3

Do female dolphins menstruate?

 

4

What if super-symmetry is wrong?

 

5

I don't trust science. 

 

6

A mop is a truly wonderful thing.

 

7

It is a clear violation of protocol.

 

8

I am in the world and right in the middle of it

there is this fat pearl.

 

9

I was thinking that this might explain our

epidemic of depression.

 

10

Society needs to get back to basic values.

 

11

There is just too much fluid.

 

12

Our rains are cold.

 

13

We have a great selection of stools.

 

14

Our father would never be able to articulate that.

15

He had a complete 320 view.

16

My father is proud of his hair.

17

He is the tool of the universe.

18

He is a political absurdist, sacrificing himself

like Jesus did.

19

Even though he hasn’t done a good thing in years

I still love the guy.

20

 Let’s get down to the basic primal level.

21

Are you acquainted with humanism?

22

You know how people think that God is

a spirit that is in everything?

23

We are more than secular creatures.

24

Have you ever seen a bear wearing pants?

25

We are all living with the same father.

26

We should sweat together.

27

Political indignation versus spiritual connection.

28

My sister used to smash my head against the wall.

29

I hate that God tests you like that.

30

Everything is always connected to everything else.

31

When it gets like that it is not a nice busy.

     

 

 

 

 

from Mayday  (Opacity Series # 3)

(1 line of overheard conversation per day for one year)

Mike Schertzer, 2003