1 |
In the room where the
Pope received guests there were stuffed animals hanging
from the ceiling from wires with pencils through their
heads. |
|
2 |
I am in trouble. |
|
3 |
Do female dolphins menstruate? |
|
4 |
What if super-symmetry is
wrong? |
|
5 |
I don't trust science. |
|
6 |
A mop is a truly wonderful
thing. |
|
7 |
It
is a clear violation of protocol.
|
|
8 |
I am in the world and right in
the middle of it there is this fat pearl. |
|
9 |
I was thinking that this might
explain our epidemic of depression. |
|
10 |
Society needs to get back to
basic values. |
|
11 |
There is just too much fluid. |
|
12 |
Our rains are cold. |
|
13 |
We have a great selection of
stools. |
|
14 |
Our
father would never be able to articulate that.
|
|
15 |
He had a complete 320° view. |
|
16 |
My father is proud of his hair. |
|
17 |
He is the tool of the universe. |
|
18 |
He is a political absurdist,
sacrificing himself like Jesus did. |
|
19 |
Even though
he hasnt done a good thing in years I still
love the guy. |
|
20 |
Lets get down to
the basic primal level. |
|
21 |
Are
you acquainted with humanism?
|
|
22 |
You know how people think that
God is a spirit that is in everything? |
|
23 |
We are more than secular
creatures. |
|
24 |
Have you ever seen a bear
wearing pants? |
|
25 |
We are all living with the same
father. |
|
26 |
We should sweat together. |
|
27 |
Political indignation versus
spiritual connection. |
|
28 |
My sister used to smash my
head against the wall.
|
|
29 |
I hate that God tests you like
that. |
|
30 |
Everything is always connected
to everything else. |
|
31 |
When it gets like that it is
not a nice busy. |
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from Mayday
(Opacity Series # 3)
(1 line of
overheard conversation per day for one year)
© Mike Schertzer, 2003